Mere Khuda Bas Itna Reham kar de...

Mere Khuda Bas Itna Reham kar de,Dil ye mera tu Paththar kar de,Seh na Paunga main Us Bewafa ki Judai,Uske Rukhsat se pehley mujhey Dafan Kar de..

some more messages

 

Mobile ek MANDIR, SMS uska Bhagwan, SMS bhejnewala Bhakt, SMS padhnewala pujari, padhkar sms reply na karnewala mandir ke bahar ka Bhikari....

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Life brings

 

KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM when its end
 

NA TUM JANO NA HUM
 

who knows

KAL HO NA HO

when u need a good friend

MAI HOON NA

so dear

KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.

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Life doesnt provide Warranties & Guarantees..?it only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it!?Good Day!?

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Jab lion 3 bar dhadtaa hai to kya hota hai ??*?*?*?Batao kya hota hay ??*?*?*?Nahin malum??*?*?*?*?Abay nalayaqe Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay.

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.?.?.?.?.?Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,?Plz mana mat karna?sorry ;)?Warna...??GADHA mag jayega..

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Good Morning :)?i mean GoodEvening?i mean GoodNight hmmm..?i think..time is not important?i Just want 2 Say that i rememberd u.?

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Zubaan se naam lete hain,?Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain.?Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,?Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.?

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In ankhon mai aansu ayai na hoty,?Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hoty,?Tumharay jaanay k baad ye ghum hota hay,?Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay...

 

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Zindagi ki kashti kab lagay, koon say kinaray,?Kab isay milegi, man chahi baharain,?Jeena to parega hi kaisay bhi pyaray,?Kabhi doston ki bheer main, to kabhi tanhai k saharay..

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Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,?Dosti ka asar zara der say hota hay,?Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.?Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai.

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Muskurahato se bhari ho zindagi, Chahato se bhara ho har pal,?Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay, itni khushiyaa de aapko her aanay wala kal..

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Dil me har raaz daba k rakhna,?Honto pay muskan saja k rakhna,?Ye duniya sirf khushi main saath deti hay,?Is liye apne aanso chupa k rakhna...

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Dil k labon pay aik dua rehti hai,?Har ghari mujhey aap ki parwah rehti hai,?Khuda har sukh zindagi ka kare atta aap ko,?Har dua main meri yeh iltija rehti hai.

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1 ZARURI SUCHNA:

Driving karte time Sharab na piye.

Kyon ki

Kyon Ki

SPEED BREAKER KE AA JAANE SE PEG GIR SAKTA HAI.

Delhi Police k Dwara Janhit Mei Jari.

;-)

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Pyar k season par hamare £uv Guru se janiye kitna gahra h ap dono mai pyar?

Type LOVE(ur name) (partner name)

n send it 2ur fathers Numbr.. guaranted result..

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Wo karib hi na aaye to izhar kya krte.khud bane nishana to shikar kya krte,mar gaye par khuli rahi aankhen..isse jyada kisi ka intzar kya krte..gm

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True and caring relation doesn't to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest  feelings havd gud day.

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Every nice relationship is a glimpse of god. It is one of lifes blessing, a priceless gift tht can never b bought, sold or 4gotten. JUST LIKE YOU. Hav a gud day

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O ri nindia sms k sang jana,jake mere dost se kehna,achcha nhi rato ko jagna,sapno ki dunia mai ab kho jao,bahut der hui chalo mera nam lo aur so jao..

Gud nite

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Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,?Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,?Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!?kya usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai..?Gud nite :)

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Degrees of girls!?B.A.-Beautiful Angel?B.E.-Beautiful Eyes?B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure?B.Com-Beautiful Communication?M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,?Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,??Phir woh meri mangetr bani,?Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha??Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,?Hum dono bolte hain?or muhalla sutna ha

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Koi apko chata hai Q                 koi apke liye sochta hai Q    koi apki choti se choti baat ka bhi kitna dhyan rakhta hai Q   koi apki khushi m hi khush rahata hai Q   Qki aap uske liye puri duniya m sabse alag aur khas ho....!

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Santa: will u marry again after i die?

Wife: No, i ll live wid my sister bt will u marry if i die?

Santa: No darling i ll also live wid ur sister. . !

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Duriyon se fark nahi padta, hai baat to dilo ki nazdikyon se hoti hai ,rista aap jaise kuch khas logon se hai varna mulaqat to roz jane kitno se hoti hai.

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Every second god remembers u, every minute god blesses u, every hr god cares 4 u bcoz every day i pray.."banda apna khas hai, jara iska dhyan rakhna".

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College life is like Reliance-(kar lo duniya mutthi me).Bachlore life is like Airtel-(aisi azadi aur kahan).after engagement like idea-(jo apki dunia badal ke rakh de).after marriage like Hutch-(whenever go to network is follow).after child like Bsnl-(all line r busy please try later)

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Every second god remembers u, every minute god blesses u, every hr god cares 4 u bcoz every day i pray.."banda apna khas hai, jara iska dhyan rakhna".

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Har dharkan mein ek raz hota hay,?har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,?jab tak thokar na lagay bewafai ki,?har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

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Aye khuda teri mehfil me?haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,?sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko?jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

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Dosti

cheez nahi

jatane ki,

hume aadat nhi kisi ko bhul jane ki,

hum isliye aap se kum baat karte h,

kyoki

nazar lag

jati h

Rishto ko

jamane ki !!

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Dosti

cheez nahi

jatane ki,

hume aadat nhi kisi ko bhul jane ki,

hum isliye aap se kum baat karte h,

kyoki

nazar lag

jati h

Rishto ko

jamane ki !!

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Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay,?Raat bhar chand k hamrah chala karte the,?Dekh k jo hamain chup chap guzar jata hai,?Kabhi us shakhs sey hum pyar kiya karte the..

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Tutay huay paimanay main jaam nahin aata,?Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata,?Aey dil todnay walay tuney yeh to socha hota,?Tuta hua dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

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Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,?mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi.?Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,?woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

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Q:- Aisi-ki-Taisi

kab hoti h?

Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nhi bacha sakta ? ? ? ?

Ans:-Jab loose motion lage ho aur pajame ka naada na khul raha ho.

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"Zikr Hua Jab khuda ki Rahmato ka,

Humne khud ko sabse khush nasib paya.

Tamanna thi Ek pyaare se dost ki,

khuda khud Dost bankar Aapke Roop me chaala aaya!

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Aapke"PYAR"ko bhulana na aaya hume,Aapke"DIL"ko dukhana na aaya hume,Aapki "YAAD"me tadpna to seekh lia humne, Par apni"YAAD"me apko tadpana na aya humne ,....

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O pal bhi kya pal rha hoga.Jab kuda aap jesa dost bana raha hoga.Paresan hoga kuda us waqt.Kuki har koe aapko pane ke ley kuda ko mana rha hoga.

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Koe ketna bhe apko sata lega.Koe ketna bhe apko rula lega. Aap dil se jara yaad karke dekhna.Mare yaad ka har lamha apko hasa dega.Gud mrg

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Star has 5 ends. Square has 4 ends. Triangle has 3 ends. Line segment has 2 ends. Ray has 1 end. But our relation has no end. Miss u

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I see u ankhon se,?I feel u sanson se,?I remember u chahat se,?I beleive u jaan se,?I care 4 u dil se &?MISS YOU qasam se...?Gud morning :) hav a nice day..

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Kadam kadam pe khushiyan rahe , gum se kabhi na ho samna, jindagi main har pal khushiyan nasib ho, meri taraf se subhkamana...

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Aansuon mein na dhoondna hamein,?Dil me hum bas jaayenge!?Tamanna ho agar milne ki,?to bund aankhon me nazar aayenge!!?Gudnite :-)

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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsurat hai,?Dil me basai hai jo wo apki hi surat hai,?Dur jana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,?Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

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Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,?Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,?Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,?Meri yaad ke wo pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

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Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,?Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.??Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.?Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.

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Ye zindagi ek moh maya hai. Jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai. Ek hum hai jo bhulte nahi aapko. Aur ek aap hai jo kahte hai phir kambaqt ka msg aaya hai.

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Riste kaanch ke hote hain,

jo tutne par chubhte hai,

hantho main sambhaal ke rakhna, kyunki  ye tutne main pal bhar aur judne main barso lete hain.

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Na BOTTEL me,?Na JAAR me,?Na HOTEL me,?Na BAR me,?Na BIKE pe,?Na CAR me,??ab to din guzarte hai?apke SMS k INTEZAR me.

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Jiwan mein safal hone ke liye 3 factories jarur lagao.?1. Brain me ice factory.?2. Juban me sugar factory. 3. Heart me love factory.

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How long will you be special to me??As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,?As long as angels are there up high,?Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

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Xcellent morning

Xecutive thinking

Xpress feelings

Xcite talents

2 give U a peaceful &

a joyful Life Style.

Have a greatful sunrise. Happy Morning :-).

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MY friendship is just like a rubber band,

It is too flexible,

Stretch it as much as u can,

but if u leave it,

it 'll hurt u a lot.

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A special LUNCH 4 u,?In de hotel of my Heart,?A boul of love,?A spoon of care,?In the pot of Happiness,?Dish is friendship,?Pay the bill?by?MISSING?Me.

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Q:- Aisi-ki-Taisi

kab hoti h?

Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nhi bacha sakta ? ? ? ?

Ans:-Jab loose motion lage ho aur pajame ka naada na khul raha ho.

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@ @ @ @ @ @

6 flowers for U

1 for health

1 for wealth

1 for happiness

1 for friendship

Aur baki 2 AISE HI

Kaan pe laga lena...!

Mast lagenge...!

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Apko dekhkar najre churane ki koshish karte h,

har gam apna chhupane ki koshish karte h, kahi ho na jaye hume dekhkar apke dil par jakhm, isliye muskurane ki koshish karte h..

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Aap Se Dur kaise Reh Pate,Dil Se Apko kaise Bhula Pate,Kaash Aap Sapno ke Alawa Sheeshe Main Base Hote,khud ko Bhi Dekhte To Aap Nazar Aate..

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Sardar goes to buy underwear.

On choosing 1, shopkeeper tells,

It is of Rs.500/-. Sardar : are bhai daily wear dikhao, party wear nahi chahiye........

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Duriya hi dilo ko nazdik lati hai,

Duriya hi ek duje ki yaad dilati hai, Door hokar b koi karib hai kitna,

Duriya hi is baat ka ehsas dilati hai

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Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye, Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchan na paaye, Khud hi kar li bewafai humne, Taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.

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Awaj se pyari ankhe, Aankho se pyari sanse,Sanso se pyara dil, Dil se pyari Dhadkan, Dhadkan se pyare aap &  in sab se pyari aap ki DOSTI

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AAJ

MERE

MOBILE

KA

BIRTH

DAY

HAI

AAP

CHAHE

TO

GIFT

SAMAJKAR

ISME

1001Rs.

KA

RECHARGE

KARVA

SAKTE

HO.

Bhgwan NE

CHAHA

TO

AGLE

MAHINE

FIR

B'DAY

MANAYENGE.

THANK U.

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Joke:Sardar on bike  with his sister.

some1'comments'

"Oye sardar kini  sony biwi h"

Sardar got angry

"Oye biwi hogi teri

meri to behan h"

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1+1 is 2 ,my dosti is true,   2+2 is 4,my  dosti is more,3+3 is 6 my dosti is fix,4+4 is 8 my dosti is gr8,isn't it!

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People say there is no difference b/w the words COMPLETE & FINISH..

But I feel,

If U luv the right one u r COMPLETE & If u £uv the wrong one u r FINISHED....!

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Bolti h dosti..

chup rehta h pyar.. hasati h dosti.. rulata h pyar..

milati h dosti..

juda karta h pyar.. phir log dosti chhod kar..

Kyo Karte h pyar..

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A frnd like u is very rare,

Ur joy and ur pain I want to share,

Truly and deeply I really do care,

Forever and ever I'll always be there.

Take Care....

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Bichadne wale ko yaad main kya doge, sote hue ko khawab main kya doge,hum chahte hai umar bhar ki dosti ka waada,kaho is sawal ka jabab kya doge...

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Pyar se pyari hai aapki Dosti,jaan humari hai Aapki DOSTI, CALLING KA 'SYRUP' or SMS KI 'TABLET' dete rehna Q k khubsurat si BIMARI hai Aapki DOSTI..

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Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta h.. Wafaa k naam par marna sikha deta h..

Ishq nhi kiya to karke dekho..

Zalim har dard ko sehna sikha deta hai...!

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Juda H To Kya..

Duri To Nhi..

Baat Bhi Na Ho Aisi Majburi To Nhi.. Najar Nhi Aate Ho To Kya..

Meri Aankho Mai.. Tasveer Aapki Adhuri To Nhi..

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A Successful person doesnt quit trying once a goal is achvd, he sets a new one. As life is a journey not destination . So keep goin and win the World !.

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Jane kyo 2lafjo ko izhar kehte h.

kisi ki jhuki jhuki nigaho ko iqrar kahte h.

Sirf pyar k naam ko he pyar nhi kehte.

2dosto ki dosti ko bhi pyar kehte h.....

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Rango me ek rang  apne rishte ka h.iski khushbu me mahaka sara sama h.dua me iske pyar h apno ka,apno k liye hi to ye rang bana h.HAPY HOLI..to u&ur family

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Apni duniya mai yu kho na jana,

dur hokar hame bhul na jana, khabar hamari na le sako to koi gam nhi,

par apni khabar dena bhul na jana.. ..

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Aahat se unki..

Ye shaam java ho gai_

Muskurahat se unki..

Ye Roshan fiza ho gai_

Jab se dekha h nigaho ne unko_

Ye zindgi apne aap UNKE naam ho gai!

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()""()

( ,'o')")   Hi!

(")(")

Wishing u..

G Morning

O

O

D

G

O Afternoon

O

D

G

O

O Evening

D

G

O

O

D Night

Hey its a new 4 in 1

sms

sasta padta hai..!!

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Rules of life: assume nothing, xpect little, do more, demand less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot , pray always, cry once for missing me everyday.

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some more messages

Sachi h dosti aazma k dekh lo,krke yakin muj pe kuch farma k dekh lo,badalata nhi sona apna rang kbhi,chahe jitna mrzi aag m jalake Dekh loo
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Suraj ke rahte raat nahi hotiBin badal barsat nahi hotiMat todana kisi ka dil a mere dost dil ke tutne ki awaj nahi hoti...!
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Wo meri sabse acchi dost h, Aapke bare me pucch rahi thi.Mene usko Aapka pata de diya hai,Aati he hogi,Uska nam h,...."MUSKURAHAT"kyo aayi na..
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Zindgi may na jaane kaun c baat aakhri hogi,Na jaane kaun c raat aakhri hogi, Milte-julte rha karo Yaaro na jaane kaun c mulakat aakhri hogi.
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Wat do u mean by "AUTOMATICALLY"- -jab koi ladki auto me baithi ho aur uskae sar par ek bhi baal na ho,tab use kahte hain,"AUTO-ME-TAKLI".
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TUM BIN JIYA JAYE KAISE...KAISE JIYA JAYE TUM BIN...SADIYON SE LAMBI HAI RATEIN, SADIYON SE LAMBE HUE DIN...AA JAO LAUT KAR TUM YEH DIL KEH RAHA HAI...I MISS U SOO MUCH..I LOVE U..;-)
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Someone Misses You Needs You Worries About You Guess Who ?..........The Monkey In ...Zoo ...
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Kisi k vade par zindgi tabah kar baithe,diwangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe,1 chand ki arzu k liye, ham apni hasin rato ko FANNA kar baithe..
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I know....,
a day will come...
when whole world will celebrate ur personality....
Ur thought ur ideas,Talent & smartness
so just wait 4
''APRIL 1st''
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Shehnaiya bajao,
Gane gao,
Nacho,
Jashn manao,
Qki...
Hum utth gaye hain.
Gud morng.....
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Na koi pal suba hai,na koi lamha sham hai,har pal har lamha ap k nam he,ise sirf sms na samaj lena,ye hamari traf se apko pyara sa salam hai..
Gud morng
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A boy proposd a girl,
she rejected.He wasnt sad
Frnd asked u dnt hav feelings?
Boy-y shud i feel?
i lost 1 who nevr luvd me
she lost 1 who really luvd hr..
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"SARDAR opened his tiffin on the road"
why?
socho
socho
jaldi socho
jaldi
He wanted 2 check"k mai office ja raha hu k wapas aa raha hu..?

Hindi sms collection,Dedicated to my friends.

Wo mausam wo bahar bhi uske samne kam thi, uske sath guzra wo waqt wo fiza bhi num thi, par kya kre in badnasib hatho ka, jinme uske sath ki lakire hi kam thi...